Showing posts with label Satirical. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satirical. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Protestant Logic Part 2

Prot: You're interpretation of that Biblical passage is wrong.

Sin: By what authority do you make such a claim?

Prot: Because I have the Holy Spirit -- which is the Spirit of Truth. Therefore I interpret scripture correctly.

Sin: What if I claimed to also possess this Holy Spirit?

Prot: You do not. If you did, you would interpret scripture the way I do.

Sin: ...

Prot: I interpret scripture correctly because I have the Holy Spirit. I have the Holy Spirit therefore I interpret scripture correctly. What don't you understand about this?


Please, take a moment to truly admire the circular logic.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Protestant Mantra!



"Be a sinner, and sin boldly, but believe more boldly still. We must sin as long as we are what we are. Sin shall not drag us away from Him [Christ] even should we commit fornication or muder, thousands and thousands of times a day."